Please note that Bill Ormond can no longer be described as "busy organizing absolutely nothing" for the Coon Island Cruise since he simply had to go and add Pumpkin Carving to the schedule. So the only truly do-nothing hosts will be Jeff and Marguerite Becker, unless of course they actually do go out and get those appetizers for Friday night, then they too must renounce their titles. So come to Coon Island to find out just who will win the title of "biggest slacker cruise hosts of the year"!
